Coasters

I'd Do Anything to Lose 10 Pounds Except Eat Healthy and Work Out Coaster

Before Coffee, I Hate Everybody. After Coffee, I Feel Good About Hating Everybody Coaster

I Ran Out of Coffee This Morning. Tequila Seemed Like a Reasonable Replacement. Everyon... Coaster

Let Me Call You Right Back. Translation: Enjoy the Rest of Your Day Coaster

Squats? I Thought You Said, Shots Coaster

If Drinking on the Porch Counts, Then Yes, I'm Outdoorsy Coaster

I Don't Mean to Brag but I Just Finished My 14 Day Diet in 3 Hours and 12 Minutes Coaster

I'm Sure Drunk Me Had Their Reasons Coaster

Be Kind... Of a Bitch Coaster

You Bring the Alcohol, I'll Bring the Bad Decisions Coaster

Life Rule: Vodka Mixes Well with Everything Except Decisions Coaster

Can I Drink Alcohol on This Medication? One Drink Is Gonna Feel Like Four. So I'm Savin... Coaster

And Then Alcohol Said, Post It on Facebook. That's Hilarious! Coaster

Good Friends Bring Happiness into Your Life. Best Friends Bring Alcohol Coaster

My Superpower? I Can Look You Dead in the Face While You're Talking and Not Hear a Sing... Coaster

Pilates? I Thought You Said, Pie and Lattes Coaster

I Heard What You Did for a Klondike Bar. Call Me Coaster

Marriage Is About Knowing What Irritates Your Spouse and Using It Strategically Coaster

Not Everyone Is Going to Think You're Amazing and Magical. Those Dickheads Are Wrong Th... Coaster

Stop Being the Bigger Person. Slash Their Tires Coaster

Alcohol Won't Solve Your Problems but Neither Will Milk Coaster

My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Coaster

Jesus Loves You... and I'm Trying Coaster