{"product_id":"the-talk-of-the-town-is-that-youre-getting-older-so-i-murdered-the-entire-town-greeting-card","title":"The Talk of the Town Is That You're Getting Older. So I Murdered the Entire Town Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eA greeting card for the person who will appreciate the joke immediately. The front says “The Talk of the Town Is That You're Getting Older. So I Murdered the Entire Town”, and the inside is blank for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hustle and Heart","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49454547894501,"sku":"HH-0337","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0823\/8284\/8229\/files\/IMG_1534.jpg?v=1780062314","url":"https:\/\/hustleandheartma.com\/products\/the-talk-of-the-town-is-that-youre-getting-older-so-i-murdered-the-entire-town-greeting-card","provider":"Hustle \u0026 Heart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}