Funny Greeting Cards

Say it with a card that actually sounds like you. Our greeting cards cover birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, friendships, family, and those random moments that deserve a little sarcasm. Each card is blank inside so you can add your own sweet, heartfelt, or completely unhinged message.

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Funny Greeting Cards

Congrats on Dodging That Whole Dying Young Thing Greeting Card

At Your Age, Do the Hard Candies Just Magically Show Up in Your Pockets or Do You Have... Greeting Card

There's No One Else I'd Rather Raise These Asshole Kids With Greeting Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

Dad, I'd Be Fucked without You Greeting Card

Congratulations on Getting Pregnant on Purpose Greeting Card

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card

I Like You Because We Hate All of the Same People Greeting Card

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Congrats on Dodging That Whole Dying Young Thing Greeting Card

At Your Age, Do the Hard Candies Just Magically Show Up in Your Pockets or Do You Have... Greeting Card

There's No One Else I'd Rather Raise These Asshole Kids With Greeting Card

Happy Birthday Cunt Greeting Card

Dad, I'd Be Fucked without You Greeting Card

Congratulations on Getting Pregnant on Purpose Greeting Card

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card

I Like You Because We Hate All of the Same People Greeting Card