Funny Greeting Cards

I Think Being Your Least Disappointing Child Seems Like Gift Enough Greeting Card

I Love You More Than My Sister Does Greeting Card

I Love You More Than My Brother Does Greeting Card

Look at You Guys Getting All Married and Shit Greeting Card

I Would Walk Across Legos for You Greeting Card

You Are Pretty Much My Favorite Husband Greeting Card

So Far So Good! Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

Here's to Another Year Closer to Velcro Shoes Greeting Card

It Is Remarkable How Long You Have Tolerated Each Other Greeting Card

You're Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You Greeting Card

I Love You More Than You Annoy Me Greeting Card

My Love Is Like a Candle. If You Forget Me, I Will Burn Your Fucking House Down Greeting Card

Don't Let Anyone with Bad Eyebrows Tell You Shit About Life Greeting Card

This Is Your Annual Reminder That We're Married Greeting Card

Well Look at You Just Piling on the Years Greeting Card

I Want to Be as Old as You When I Grow Up Greeting Card

I Promise to Put You in the Best Nursing Home Greeting Card

Wow. They Grow Old So Fast. By They I Mean You Greeting Card

Despite What Everyone Else Is Saying I Actually Think You Look Pretty Good for Your Age! Greeting Card

At Least Now You Don't Have to Worry About Dying Young Greeting Card

What Was Harder: Childbirth or Nine Months of Sobriety? Either Way, Congratulations Are... Greeting Card

Congrats on Dodging That Whole Dying Young Thing Greeting Card

At Your Age, Do the Hard Candies Just Magically Show Up in Your Pockets or Do You Have... Greeting Card