Greeting Cards

You're Kinda a Bitch. But I Like That About You Greeting Card

I Love You More Than You Annoy Me Greeting Card

My Love Is Like a Candle. If You Forget Me, I Will Burn Your Fucking House Down Greeting Card

Don't Let Anyone with Bad Eyebrows Tell You Shit About Life Greeting Card

This Is Your Annual Reminder That We're Married Greeting Card

Well Look at You Just Piling on the Years Greeting Card

I Want to Be as Old as You When I Grow Up Greeting Card

I Promise to Put You in the Best Nursing Home Greeting Card

Wow. They Grow Old So Fast. By They I Mean You Greeting Card

Despite What Everyone Else Is Saying I Actually Think You Look Pretty Good for Your Age! Greeting Card

At Least Now You Don't Have to Worry About Dying Young Greeting Card

What Was Harder: Childbirth or Nine Months of Sobriety? Either Way, Congratulations Are... Greeting Card

Congrats on Dodging That Whole Dying Young Thing Greeting Card

At Your Age, Do the Hard Candies Just Magically Show Up in Your Pockets or Do You Have... Greeting Card

There's No One Else I'd Rather Raise These Asshole Kids With Greeting Card

You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Greeting Card

Happy Birthday You Greeting Card

Dad, I'd Be Fucked without You Greeting Card

Congratulations on Getting Pregnant on Purpose Greeting Card

Fuck Your Birthday Greeting Card

I Like You Because We Hate All of the Same People Greeting Card