Funny Greeting Cards

Congrats on Beating Teen Pregnancy Greeting Card

You Satisfy Me in a Way That Usually Requires Batteries Greeting Card

I Like You but Not Enough to Buy You a Present Greeting Card

You Will Get Married. We Will Get Drunk Greeting Card

Holy Shit We're Still Married Greeting Card

It's a Bird. It's a Plane. It's an Old Woman Greeting Card

Thanks for Supporting Me Even When I Was Being an Idiot Greeting Card

You're the Best Husband I've Had So Far Greeting Card

I Can't Wait to Tell Your Kids How Much Fun You Used to Be Greeting Card

There's No One Else I'd Rather Complain About the Kids With Greeting Card

Another Year Closer Greeting Card

I'm Sorry That My Siblings Were Such Disappointments Greeting Card

The Talk of the Town Is That You're Getting Older. So I Murdered the Entire Town Greeting Card

It Can't All Be Coke and Threesomes Greeting Card

I Was Going to Give You a Bj but I Got You This Card Instead Greeting Card

Happy Birthday You Geriatric Fuck Greeting Card

Congratulations on Living Up to the Most Basic Expectations of People Your Age Greeting Card

You Remind Me of My Phone. Always About to Die. I Mean, Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

There Is No One Else I'd Rather Lay in Bed with and Look at My Phone Greeting Card

Hey Mom? I May Be a Pain in the Ass but at Least You Don't Have Ugly Kids Greeting Card

I Like Your Personality. Thanks, It's a Disorder Greeting Card

I Think We'll Be Friends Forever Because We're Too Lazy to Find New Friends Greeting Card

You Know What's Better Than a Surprise Party? A Card. Happy Birthday and You're Welcome Greeting Card