Greeting Cards

The Talk of the Town Is That You're Getting Older. So I Murdered the Entire Town Greeting Card

It Can't All Be Coke and Threesomes Greeting Card

I Was Going to Give You a Bj but I Got You This Card Instead Greeting Card

Happy Birthday You Geriatric Fuck Greeting Card

Congratulations on Living Up to the Most Basic Expectations of People Your Age Greeting Card

You Remind Me of My Phone. Always About to Die. I Mean, Happy Birthday! Greeting Card

There Is No One Else I'd Rather Lay in Bed with and Look at My Phone Greeting Card

Hey Mom? I May Be a Pain in the Ass but at Least You Don't Have Ugly Kids Greeting Card

I Like Your Personality. Thanks, It's a Disorder Greeting Card

I Think We'll Be Friends Forever Because We're Too Lazy to Find New Friends Greeting Card

You Know What's Better Than a Surprise Party? A Card. Happy Birthday and You're Welcome Greeting Card

Walking into Your Life Was the Best Mistake I've Ever Made Greeting Card

Of All the Weirdos on the Internet, You Are My Favorite Greeting Card

I Love You to the Moon and Back! But Sometimes I Want to Leave You There Greeting Card

Congrats on Making It to the Just Resting My Eyes Phase of Life. Happy Birthday Greeting Card

Look at Us Still Together and Shit Greeting Card

You're the Best Thing I've Found on the Internet Greeting Card

You're Still My Favorite Person to Fart Next to in My Sleep Greeting Card

Happy Birthday! Still a Little Bitch Greeting Card

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Sometimes You're a Lot but I Still Love You Greeting Card

True Friendship? When You Compliment My Outfit Even When I Look Like an Unkempt Troll Greeting Card

An Envelope Full of Cash Seemed Tacky So Here's a Card Instead Greeting Card

You're Nearly There Greeting Card